Need a Laugh?

I don't know about you, but I love cooking in the kitchen! And in case you didn't know, I also love to laugh ☺
So I have really come to love jokes about cooking or anything close to that, because it always cracks me up ;)

Table of comfort foods and cures:


Crisis    
Kids planning sleepover with 4 neighbor children
Cure
2 Cream Puffs (Light)

Crisis 
Property taxes Due
Cure
1 Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino, with 1 package of cinnamon rolls

Crisis    
Cable TV out... again
Cure
6 Almond Rocas

Crisis    
Fender Bender in parking lot
Cure
4 Twinkies

Crisis    
Fender Bender in parking lot at child's soccer game with all other parents watching
Cure
12 Twinkies (Remove wrappers before consuming)

Crisis    
Computer Crash
Cure
3 Snickers bars (Two to eat, 1 to pummel computer with)

Crisis    
Daughter gets drivers license
Cure
1-pound cheesecake topped with cherries

Crisis    
Daughter's boyfriend gets driver's license
Cure
Eat cheesecake straight from the pan. No fork needed. Forget the cherries.

Crisis    
Caught in traffic jam
Cure
1 melted candy bar and a hot-sauce packet from Taco Bell, both found under seat

Crisis    
Son brings home report card
Cure
2 slices of chocolate cream pie

Crisis    
Teacher comes along when son brings home report card
Cure
Entire chocolate cream pie (Not to be used for throwing)

Crisis    
Parking Ticket
Cure
Hot fudge sundae

Crisis    
Parking ticket in front of Baskin Robins
Cure
Double hot fudge sundae

Crisis    
Dog bites mailman
Cure  
7 brownies (Three for you, Four for the mailman)

Crisis    
Mailman bites dog
Cure
3 brownies for you, 2 for the dog, and a chew-stick for the mailman

~It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens, by Martha Bolton & Phil Callaway


The Kitchen of Love
To me, there is one place where the love for your family always seems to grow, and that's in the kitchen. Perhaps a few paragraphs from my favorite kitchen book can explain this a little better:

"We don't know about you, but we both love the kitchen. It is the heart of the house, the pulse of the family. So much happens in the kitchen. Botulism and putting out fires is only part of it.
First, the refridgerator is there. Need we say more? Nothing brings a family together quite like a game of 'Guess What It Was'. Whether it's a cucumber that now looks like a Chia Pet, cheese that now weighs two pounds more than it did when you bought it, or the three-week-old pot roast that is now providing a sort of neon lighting for you to see the rest of the food, playing Guess What It Was is a fun and educational game that has been bringing families together since the invention of the refridgerator.
Then there's the stove. How many famalies have gathered around a skillet engulfed in flames, trying to put out the fire before the neighbors see the smoke and call the fire department again? Nothing bonds a family quite like standing around a roaring grease fire on a cold winters day.
...Few things can silence teenagers more quickly than food. And few things can bring a family together faster than a feast. And we haven't even mentioned all the food fights yet."
~It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens, by Martha Bolton & Phil Callaway

 Ok, So this is one of my favorite books in case ya didn't know ;)

Hope ya had a good laugh :)

~Miss.Adriana Castillo